Richard’s Guide To Being A Man

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1. Learn To Give A Firm Handshake
2. Remember: Cultural Defintions of Manliness Are A Lie
3. Shower Daily
4. Speak To The Crowd, Listen To the Individual
5. Boxers
6. Make your bed before you do anything else
7. Handkerchief (or some reasonable substitute)
8. Do not chat with others in public restrooms unless you are having a heart attack.
9. No wants to see your feet. You’re not 9. Throw your flip-flops away.
10. I am your brother, not your bro, bro.

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