Food for Thought-Worst Jobs I’ve Ever Had


1. Editor in Chief of a Satirical Cartoon Magazine in Yemen
2. Cage Fighting with shovels for a Serbian warlord’s entertainment against my cousin Wayne
3. Mowing Kim Jong-un’s lawn in my underwear
4. Predicting the weather on Mars from Earth with a telescope purchased from Wal-Mart
5. Serving as guinea pig for a new anti-Malarial medicine while a Peace Corps Volunteer in Togo