Food for Thought-How Do Ducks Know When They’re Lost?

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1. When I’m ornery, mama gives me Midol in a piece of cheese
2. When I buy whiskey, I make two or three dry runs to be certain the Baptists are out of the liquor store
3. I have my own line of artisanal pickles for sale in a farmers market near you
4. I’m never certain if the people on golf carts are giving me the finger or telling which direction they’re turning
5. When I’m not selling pickles to organic pickle aficionados I’m trying to answer this question: how do ducks know when they’re lost?

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