Food for Thought-So That We Might Simply Pray


With baited breath we wait,
For words to determine,
A nation’s moral fate,
The choice is ours,
How to live,
To walk a road,
Embracing power,
And convince ourselves,
To not be devoured,
By the lies of control,
Or hating our neighbors,
Which destroys our souls,
Not this time we say,
These tortured manipulations,
In a season of tried souls,
Bring knees to the Earth cold,
So we might simply pray.

–Richard Bryant

Food for Thought-But Lord, When Did We Ever Try to Deport You? Matthew 25:31-46




Matthew 25:31-46

This is one of those apocalyptic passages that the “left behind types” love to quote, the separating of the sheep from goats. Someone is going to be a sheep and go to heaven and the majority of us sinners will be goats in the eternal fire prepared for the devil and his angels. That all sounds pretty bad, especially if you don’t read any further. What’s the basis, the criteria, the judgment on which Jesus is making this separation? Who becomes a sheep? Who becomes a goat and why? Are the sheep those who voted straight ticket Republican? Are the goats the Democrats? Are the sheep those people who only used the New International Version or the King James Version? Could they be the people who bought into the culture war hype, whatever it was this week, month, or year, to believe that Christianity was on its deathbed if you didn’t subscribe to the most of narrow interpretation of what certain people called “faith”? No! It is none of those things. That’s not what Jesus was talking about when he described how one became a sheep or a goat.

The goats, the people at his left hand (verse 41) are those people who, “for I was hungry and you gave me no food, I was thirsty and you have me nothing to drink, I was a stranger and you did not welcome me, naked and you did not give me clothing, sick and in prison and you did not visit me.” Christ is present in the people with the most basic human needs. Being with me, Christ says, is about meeting the needs of then neediest people and searching out those needs beyond whatever political and social agendas get attached to those needs. What’s more important, your soul or making a short-term political point? That’s the question Jesus is asking us today.

We cannot be held responsible for being a goat because we did not see you in any of the forms which you describe? When did we see you in jail? I’ve never seen you in jail. Jesus, I’ve never seen you hungry. Certainly Jesus, had I seen you hungry, I would have offered you a can of food or a voucher from a food bank. But tell me Jesus, when have I ever seen you hungry? You’ve never asked me to buy you a drink while standing next to you at the refrigerated beverages section at the variety store. Obviously you can’t be thirsty because I’ve not seen you in the places where I go to encounter people trying to drink things. Jesus, you’ve never once been with me in the waiting room at the health center. I never knew you were ill. Why didn’t you call? If you were sick you should have said something. When were you arrested? They don’t arrest people without cause. If they arrested you they probably had a pretty good reason. Do you know what it takes to visit someone in jail?

It seems like you’ve set a pretty high bar to become a sheep. Yes. The point is this: if we’ve seen anyone in these places we’ve seen him. Let me say that again. If we’ve seen anyone in these places we’ve seen Jesus. Once we’ve encountered Jesus, everything changes.  I’m not talking about how you feel better about yourself when you decided Jesus to be in a personal relationship with Christ.  I mean that the world alters, society changes when the body of Christ acknowledges Christ in all people and all places.

Let me tell you why think this passage is so appropriate for Christ the King Sunday and where we are as a nation.

I can hear Jesus asking this question today, were he sharing these same sentiments with his disciples on Ocracoke and throughout the United States: “The Lord will say to those on his left, I came seeking a better life, and you deported me. And we will ask, but Lord when did we ever try to deport you?”

How to Be the Most Interesting Church in the World



How to Be the Most Interesting Church in the World


  1. Be Interesting. Interest is rooted in engagement. Simply put, engage with the world around you.  Interested people genuinely care about other people.
  2. Relate to the world without becoming a slave to relevancy.
  3. Offer alternatives to the status quo. The status quo is always changing.  Create something new.
  4. Be ready to learn new things and challenge what you think you know.
  5. Listen to others and the stories they tell. Their stories will dovetail with the master narrative you tell.

Food for Thought-The Original King of Comedy


1. Jesus was the king of irony. He was the 1st century master of irony. In fact, I believe no one was practicing irony north of Samaria until Jesus was born. Take this one example, where he turns Peter’s name into a pun of sorts.

Matthew 16:18 “and upon this rock I will build my church.” Peter’s name, in Greek, means “rock”. Petros is the Greek word for rock. The irony is that Peter wasn’t always the picture of rock like stability and permanence. He could be impulsive, impetuous, and in a tight situation you never knew if he’d have your back. This, for the early Christian readers of Matthew’s gospel (50 or so years after the death of Jesus), would have definitely garnered more than a chuckle. Jesus is poking fun at himself. It’s self-deprecating humor.

2. Jesus was the king of the one-liners. The Pharisees were perpetually attempting to trap him with complex and convoluted theological arguments. They lived for any “gotcha” moment that might show contradictions between Jesus’ teaching and established doctrine.

In Matthew 22:21, he tells the Pharisees, “Render unto Caesar what is Caesar’s and to God what is God’s.” It’s the classic zinger. There’s no comeback.

3. Jesus was the king of making absurdly funny statements. He did this all the time. Our problem is that we have become so detached from the text and the context of who this man was and what he was trying to say, we’ve lost the ability to hear the laughter.

It’s easier for a camel to get through the eye of a needle. (A comment on wealth but what a funny image!)

The blind leading the blind. (Directed to the religious leaders of his day the image is straight out of a Monty Python sketch.)

4. Jesus loves ludicrous and absurd images. In this, I call him the king of satire.

What fool would place a lamp “under a bushel basket or under a bed and not on the lampstand?” (Mk 4:21)

Food for Thought-How To Be a Horrible Christian and Be a Great Person



1. Horrible Christians do not believe there is a single list of approved vocabulary words and phrases which defines how all Christians should speak.
2. Horrible Christians realize the truth about the Kingdom of God will be offensive to many who believe they hold the monopoly on how others should live as “good” Christians.
3. Horrible Christians understand that “good” Christians ignore some of the most important people Jesus was trying to befriend.
4. Horrible Christians are open to ideas from other people who are also horrible at their faith or have no faith at all.
5. Horrible Christians discover God beyond what “good” Christians have defined as God’s natural habitat.
6. Horrible Christians are not big on memorizing facts if they’re not going to impact how you live.
7. Horrible Christians are more concerned about seeing the needs other people than being seen as “good” Christians.
8. Horrible Christians know the difference between living by the book and letting the book live through you.
9. There are many Horrible Christians both in and out of churches.
10. Horrible Christianity is a messy, organic, reality that looks nothing like the picture of Christianity in your mind.

Food for Thought-Ten Things You Need to Know About Jesus


1. Jesus is not a Christian. He’s Jewish.
2. Jesus was not born on Christmas Day (December 25th).
3. Becoming a follower of Jesus doesn’t involve passing a litmus test.
4. Jesus told stories about life; not sermons about doctrine.
5. Jesus met people’s physical, emotional, and spiritual needs. He believed in helping the whole person.
6. Jesus sought out new friends among those whom traditional religious groups wouldn’t want to be caught anywhere near. He didn’t wait for them to come to him. He went to them.
7. Jesus’ family tree contains some men and women with sordid pasts. As such, family backgrounds matter not to Jesus.
8. Jesus prayed. When he did, it was usually difficult.
9. Jesus lived and died in conditions of extreme poverty.
10. Jesus experienced doubt, fear, frustration, and worry.

Food for Thought-Ten Things to Think About When Preaching Parables


1. The parables are moral fables told by Jesus to illustrate a larger religious point.
2. Don’t read yourself into the story.
3. God isn’t always supposed to be seen as the “good” guy in the story.
4. Don’t try to see yourself as the “good” guy in the story.
5. The actions of all of the characters are exaggerated in order to make a point.
6. The stories are told are laced with hyperbole and irony that are difficult for modern audiences to fully appreciate.
7. Each parable fits into the wider teaching context of Jesus’ life and ministry and should be approached accordingly.
8. Instead of approaching the story from the perspective of one character, ask, “What is the entire story trying to teach?”
9. Look for the inherent humor underlying the story, Jesus is about having fun when he tells his stories.
10. Parables are about hope. If you can’t see the hope then you’re not looking.