Your Bike Is Too Small For You (Old Dude)

Man with the ponytail,
Yeah Old Dude,
I’m talking to you,
Your bike is meant for a child,
You face is too intense,
Please go buy a smile,
Or relive your bowels,
in the next two miles,
Clearly you’re just making a scene,
In the wrong lane,
Ooooh, I’m going to scream,
Do you know you’re a pain?

–Richard Bryant