1. Please stop by Staples and pick up a ream of paper. I need to run bulletins for Sunday’s service.
2. Do you know what Hot Topic is?
3. You must have plenty of phone chargers. Their phones are always dying.
4. I follow everyone on Snapchat and Instagram.
5. I know Robert Mueller
6. I know Vladimir Putin
7. Are you a UNC fan?
8. How many bumper stickers are on your car? (There is an acceptable number. It is less than one.)
9. Bring a copy of your transcript. (Certified is preferable)
10. Seriously, what is Hot Topic? Why do they keep sending us stuff? Can you figure it out?