10 Rules and Ideas for Anyone Dating My Daughters

1. Please stop by Staples and pick up a ream of paper. I need to run bulletins for Sunday’s service.

2. Do you know what Hot Topic is?

3. You must have plenty of phone chargers.  Their phones are always dying.

4. I follow everyone on Snapchat and Instagram.

5. I know Robert Mueller

6. I know Vladimir Putin

7. Are you a UNC fan?

8. How many bumper stickers are on your car? (There is an acceptable number. It is less than one.)

9. Bring a copy of your transcript. (Certified is preferable)

10. Seriously, what is Hot Topic? Why do they keep sending us stuff? Can you figure it out?