An Idiot’s Idioms

I’ll be your Rock,
Doris, here’s mud in your eye,
Skippy, cowboy, chief, buddy-ro,
That’ll put hair on your chest,
Hoss, boss man, big guy,
In two shakes of a lamb’s tail,
Somewhere down the Red River Valley,
We’ll shoot the breeze,
In the Sweet By and By,
Cheers,
Sport.

–Richard Bryant

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