America – a pre-existing condition in need of constant reassurance.
Belief – The idea that feelings equate to reality. (See Truth)
Christ – Jesus’ last name.
Jesus – Itinerant weeper.
God – Head of a US based multinational corporation which invests in social networking applications, web based communications technology, and merit based wish fulfillment. (See Mark Zuckerberg).
Truth – Any knowledge, information, or ideas yet to be deemed as “fake”.
Zuckerberg, Mark – Senior Pastor, First Church of Facebook (see God).