1. I went on a ride in the back of the machine today. Wait, were you driving?
2. Monday is just Wednesday with a fresh coat of paint.
3. By Thor’s Hammer! THE UPS LADY CAME TODAY AND LEFT A PACKAGE AT THE DOOR STEP. MY PRAYERS ARE ANSWERED!
4. The box in question contained shoes for something called PROM. I cannot go to this PROM?
5. THERE GOES BLACK FELINE STRING WRANGLER!
6. Why am I the only one who cares about intruders?
7. I watched the television program with the talking train again. I find Thomas strangely disconcerting. Find something else for me to watch.
8. I lost count of the number of others I saw on the ride. Six, four, a thousand? How long were we gone? 10 minutes? A week? Did I age?
9. All the good science fair projects were taken. Hurley and I are doing some thing with eggs. I wanted to show the expansion of galaxies post Big Bang.
10. You’re not going to the kitchen, are you?