Fifty Shades of Wesley-How United Methodists Get Turned On



1. Budget sessions at annual conference

2. Chocolate covered hushpuppies

3. Wearing CROCs with an alb

4. Seeing another Methodist who preaches with sunglasses hanging around their neck

5. A polo shirt with a logo

6. A new Buick

7. The mere mention of Lake Junaluska

8. Somebody tells you Adam Hamilton is speaking at conference

9. Leonard Sweet sees you at a meeting and says, “Don’t I know you from somewhere?”

10. Three words: Cokesbury gift certificate