More About Those Who Get My Goat


  1. Goat getters who tell me that Snoop Dogg gave Willie Nelson a Marijuana themed sweater. This does not make my day any better.  I do not need to know, nor do I care.  Remove yourself from my feed, goats.  News like this, I can no longer bare.
  2. Goat getters who tell me they’ve already screwed up their New Year’s Resolutions. Please, take my goat; to your failure it is my contribution.Goat getters unable to turn the page on Mariah Carey’s New Year’s Eve. Take that goat, and shove it off stage.Goat getters who tell me that “Gone Goat” and “Goat on a Train” aren’t good ideas for Goat themed novels. You may goat elsewhere to read, if you please.  Goatless and alone, I grovel.
  3. Goat getters who are thermostat Hitlers. Take my goat and be cold all Winter.
  4. Goat getters who sneak around confusing “Purpose” with “Meaning”. I mean for you to go Goat, Go! Do you see the strength of my feelings?

–Richard Bryant