1. You can date when you’re 37.
2. Do not trim your nails in areas where food in consumed.
3. Shoes are required for service at the gas station. Why would they lie about the need to cover your feet?
5. The suburbs are a state of mind, not an address.
6. Resetting the modem is like believing in God. Much faith is involved.
7. Clean your room or the dog gets it.
8. Yes, I love the dog.
9. If the beet harvest is adequate, you can date at 33.