Food for Thought-I Blame Woody Allen


I blame Woody Allen,
For giving me,
The bright idea,
To buy these glasses,
In a furtive attempt,
To reach my cool,
Which is still better,
Than being flat,
In an a minor world,
Though Woody’s not,
So near the top,
As he was,
When my glasses,
Were fashionably hot.

–Richard Bryant