Food for Thought-5 Ways For the Pastor to Get Noticed During a Boring Service

5 Ways for the Pastor to Get Noticed During a Boring Service
1. Pass out during the children’s moment
2. Turn off everyone’s microphone but the pastor’s so they only hear you sing, loudly
3. Have a conversation during the middle of the sermon with your space overlord “the Bishop Orson”
4. Ask before the offering, “this is to pay for today’s covered dish lunch, right?”
5. Scream, “the Bells, the Bells, the Bells”, at the start of each service.

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