Food for Thought-Everyone Farts

The gas I pass,
Has the similar effect
Of the police’s tear gas,
Those around me start to cry,
The elderly just might die,
Soon you must open a window,
Or some of your kinfolk might become widows,
The ghost of dinner past,
Onions and peppers seem to last,
Their lingering effect are quite tart,
I admit it, everyone farts.

–Richard Bryant


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