Food for Thought-Jesus You’re Acting Like a Douche-A Poem-Matthew 15:21-28


Jesus, You’re Acting Like a Douche-A Poem Matthew 15:21-28

It’s a painful thing to say,
that’s why I would rather it go away,
this exegetical bind of a Sunday,
forces me to exclaim with a whoosh,
Jesus, my man,
you’re acting like a douche,
she didn’t ask to be talked to that way,
don’t be a tool,
calling her a dog,
it is not cool,
respect her as a way of life,
even though all you see,
is a Canaanite.

–Richard Bryant