Food for Thought-Things I Never Do

Things I Never Do:
I never ask who stole my cheese because I don’t like cheese. I never ask where’s my parachute because I’m not in a plane. I never so hello to strange cats, chickens, or frogs. I never refill fountain pens on the Thursday after a super moon. I never use the same piece of toilet paper twice. I never dot lower case J’s. I never buy generic hydrogen peroxide. I never by kale on the black market. I never put cayenne pepper on ice. I never eat dust. I never use chopsticks to eat a hamburger. I never use shampoo without conditioner. I never listen to Boxcar Willie albums on an empty stomach.