Food for Thought-I’m Just Saying

I’m just saying,
those publicity photos on the wall,
will not do at all,
I’m just saying,
the 80’s called,
they want their stringy hair back,
the late 70’s called,
those faux dusters give my teeth plaque,
the redneck names department phoned,
wampum, hawgs, and dawgs have all gone home,
I’m just saying,
these goatees will not do,
the bad facial Hair department called you,
you might want shave those too,
I’m just saying,
the next time they call,
tell them you’re already on 21st century ball.

–Richard Bryant