- Send a text message
- Patronize a Starbucks
- Wear a coonskin cap
- Teach wok cooking in China
- Use glitter
Richard’s Reasons Why Watching Paint Dry Can Be Fun!
1) Paint verses of the Bible or Shakespeare on your wall. As they dry, memorize them!
2) Use the drying time to spend quality time with interesting and nice people.
3) Decide, as the paint dries, whether or not you are truly color blind.
4) Use your staring time to pick or change your favorite color.
Arrived from Dublin,
tired and wasted,
broke but not down,
accents strange on the ground,
sharing an outlet with a rabbinical brother,
God’s power flows all around,
witnesses to mercy abound,
making this bench,
for a moment,
while we pray,
for this sweaty day,
people needing rides,
to their lives,
points in between,
and overwhelming fatigue.
Sunrise on the Liffey,
Dublin comes alive,
Do you tink kynde sire,
Where myght I styr,
In what hovel should I poke,
To find a wee diet coke?
I have much to be grateful for today. Why is that different from any other day? It isn’t really. It is remarkable in that I witnessed an incredible act of mercy. This mercy was not for me but for someone else. Someone from my congregation received a miraculous reprieve and was not sent to prison. I am grateful for her, for the sake of her family, her infant son, and her partner that today turned out differently than once anticipated. Though a sense of ending has finally come; questions remain in the hearts of many people. How does one make sense of this and things like it?
We impose an unrealistic sense of order upon the chaos we inherit to create a sense of meaning (for ourselves) on the world around us. It does not make the world any less chaotic, more sensible, orderly, or just. Instead, it makes our world easier for us to deal with and accept when the distortions of our well-ordered unreality unravel as they inevitably will. When we can begin to take apart, piece by piece, (either in our own time or through external events that force us to do so) our unrealistic sense of order, it is easier to create a new sense of being that doesn’t try to understand chaos and rationalize the unthinkable. Instead of wasting our time and energy to understand it, we can move beyond it.
Jerry Seinfeld is one of the greatest stand-up comedians of his generation. One might argue, he brought Kierkegaard and Sartre to America’s television screens for nine seasons by making an existential show about nothing funny. What can we learn from Jerry?
1. Don’t be afraid to question the ridiculous things that surround you. In other words, if you see something that’s absurd, such as your local post office closing at 4:30 on April 15th (the day Americans file their income taxes), you should use Jerry’s patented brand of observational humor and ask (as my friend John did this week when this happened to him), “what’s the deal with that?” Not only is it a good question but it illustrates how things in our world don’t make sense and we need time to laugh at that stupidity.
2. Jerry worked hard. On Seinfeld, Jerry was always on the road doing his stand-up shows. He was and still is one of the hardest working people in the entertainment industry. He was either coming or going from a gig in distant cities all over the country. In many episodes of Seinfeld, we saw him writing out his jokes, with pencil and paper in hand working on his material. If something came available and a space for him opened on a bill, he would change his schedule to do a show. He was always ready to work and to practice his craft. Work ethic matters.
3. Find your Kramer. Everyone needs a Kramer in their lives. We all need a kooky, eccentric who lives among us and who helps keep us grounded and give us perspective. Our Kramer is named Jordan, she is 15, and is our daughter.
Grover has been one of the mainstays of the Sesame Street and Muppet Community since the very beginning. Along with Fozzie Bear and Gonzo, he forms a comic trio at the heart of the Muppet’s identity. Grover, like many of the others, has much to teach us both about being in community and being a better leader.
1. Be positive. It was hard to find Grover having a bad day. Much like a small, furry Telly Savalas he would run up to Kermit, slap him heartily on the back and say, “Hey, froggy baby!” He was that way with people he knew and with people he didn’t know. Grover started making travel documentaries. That same outgoing personality shone through all around the world. It’s basic Will Rogers. He never met a stranger. How good are we at reaching out, saying hello, and being friendly to everyone? Try it, you’ll see some wonderful reactions. Start with the people you are closest to then head outside. Be ready though, your world just might be getting ready to go Grover!
2. SuperGrover. Grover was also a superhero, though it wasn’t really a secret. His costume (homemade) was easy to transform out of (given whatever job he had) and seemed to always involve a viking helmet that never quite fit. Is there ill-hidden super hero inside of us? I know we don’t need to give our team unreal expectations. However, do we see ourselves as having abilities in a leadership toolbox, that when called upon, can be used to address problems and crises. What skills do we offer as leaders and team members that may be unique within our organization? How do we continue to cultivate those skills?
3. The dignity of labor. Grover has held lots of jobs. He has sold door knobs door to door. He has been a waiter, a taxi cab driver, and a singing telegram delivery person. I know I’ve left out some. Yet for Grover, all work was worthwhile. All work gave him a space to be a superhero. Each position gave him new place to be positive.